Motivational Speeches in a Nutshell

Let me tell you something you already know

Life isn't easy; in fact, life's never easy. Except when it is.

If you want something so badly you got to work for it. You got to push yourself beyond the bounds of what you thought was possible for you to do. Except when someone gives it to you.

The people up there. Like UP THERE up there. Yeah those people. Yeah they make money. They knew how to get up there, and how to make money. So they proceeded to get up there and then following that event, they began making money. Understand? Except when they were already up there.

​If you wanna get up there, you wanna make money, you gotta get up there. Like just go. Get. Get up there. That's all you gotta do. Nothing is impossible. Nothing. Except the things you can't do.

You know, last night I was walking on the street. Like a STREET street, if ya know what I mean. And I saw an old woman walking in the opposite direction in the same sidewalk as me some yards down. Her name was "Grandma". So I go up to Grandma and say, "How are you doing?" She said "Good."

Think about that for a second.

If Grandma can do "good", why can't you do "good"? Why aren't you doing more good deeds? Why don't you donate to charities for God's sake!?

I often ask people, "Why don't you donate to charities for God's sake!?" and you know what they say? Well do you? Do you really? Well I know what they say. Because I talked to them. But it's not about that. It's not just about that. Except when it is.

They say "I don't know". Guys please... How could you not know why you don't donate to charities? You should know exactly why you don't donate to charities! I know exactly why I don't donate to charities: It's because I HATE CHARITIES, I HATE PEOPLE, RAWR.

Think about that for a second.

Didn't that sound much more charismatic and ambitious than just "I don't know". The people who aren't going to do anything with their lives admit when they don't know something. You, oh ho ho, YOU are special. You're not going to do that. When people ask you tough questions, YOU GIVE THEM TOUGH ANSWERS. YOU RAWR. UNDERSTAND?

That's the kind of attitude people need in this country. You can always do better, always achieve more. Whenever someone gives you a task to do; you give your absolute best shot. Except when it's busy work.

How come you're still reading this? Now you heard everyone's stories and struggles, you get out there and you MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN. IT COULD BE A BANK ROBBERY; SOMETHING IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOTHING. GO RAWR AT PEOPLE. YEAH!